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I carry SPF in my purse. I exist off of English muffins and white cheddar popcorn because I store clothes in my oven.
I have two degrees that I will never use and it makes my dad really mad at me sometimes. I write about things on the Internet, and that may someday include you! Single, used to hogging the bed, and not really excited about having to share things. That would be moi.
And yes, I do mind if you need to charge your phone. What do you think my iPhone is doing with that outlet? Who honestly has an answer for this question?
Just like everyone else who has wi-fi and student loans. If I want to still be single. If I like being single.
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