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Like the masons, the poly community of London is a secretive group to get into. But a sexy one. We have a penchant for white gloves. And we want to take over the world. Spotting a polyamorist in London "Poly dating london" difficult — as, would you believe, we look like everyone else.

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And hang out everywhere else that everyone else hangs out in. But there are differences. We are nocturnal, only travel on tandem bikes and normally can be spotted with a Filofax ring binder. Our time management is on point.

Our favourite tube lines are the Jubilee and Central line.

I have been polyamorous for a few years, and I would be lying if it wasn't to open my chances of finding a long standing person to have a Two-Together Railcard with, after the heart break of my Young Persons running out this Thursday. I hope you take this as seriously as I do. In order to make it clearer to each other that we are poly, most polyamorists will carry Poly dating london red flower out of their left pocket to tell you that they are 'in the sexy lodge'. And Green flower says "I don't understand this.

This isn't a flower. Under our turtlenecks, most polyamorists wear an upside down crucifix, so you know that we are one of the unholy ones and definitely going to hell because of our refusal to settle down like our grandparents.

Save yourself the entry fees on the Poly dating london sex parties that are all over London and involve submitting a picture of yourself for someone to judge, "Poly dating london" instead just have a party at yours. Safe, fun, more open and you're in charge of the cheese board. People are busy — organise joint cinema trips.

The Prince Charles in Leicester Square has a large enough theatre space to accommodate all your partners, their children, Poly dating london children's children, and their stepdads. Dating can be a nightmare. For large groups of polyamorists I recommend Oxygen Free Jump. You can see each other's physical fitness, there is room for everyone, and if one of your partners is being irritating, you can jump away from them and chat to Tarquin and Lucinda Poly dating london the sex party you're organising.

Cafe Van Gogh in Oval is a poly hot spot.

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