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If you want to know what women want in One great fuck and how to fuck her properly, this is one post you need to read.

Look, I know you men have it difficult. Women are just about impossible to understand, much less please. In a post-feminist society, you never know exactly what you should be doing. Women are bloody picky, I know we are. It can be scary, too, when women freak out about what appear to be benign issues.

And men who do their best to be respectful, female-positive humans, I salute you, I do. But please, please just fuck me already. Honestly, I appreciate your thoughtfulness.

I like that you want to take things slow. When we get hot and heavy, please take charge. Please, please fuck me. That makes me One great fuck like a rapist. Get on top of me. Roll on top and start dry humping like a good boy should. You being coy is totally not what I want. There are lots of women out there who make fucking really difficult. So, I have compiled some handy tips.

Just some simple tips, for timid men who have forgotten what it means to "One great fuck" like One great fuck Oh, there will be some women who feel that you are pushy. If you are making out with a woman, and she starts to push back, ask nicely if things are moving too fast. Just read this and work it out: Are you a One great fuck or a Man? Do not drum your fingertips against her vulva like you are impatiently waiting at the Sears Tire Center for your receipt.

Do not push the clit like it is a doorbell at some house that you need to get inside of. Start by using all four fingers with firm yet gentle pressure against the outside of her pussy. Do not charge in with a single finger and start jabbing at things.

Treat each one as though you have never encountered one before.

Forget everything that your last partner liked. The majority like to be pounded. The majority like to have their hair pulled. The majority like a good, solid jackhammering.

Us women are confusing. This will make us make more sense: Do One great fuck pretend that you had no idea that some women like their hair pulled.

Start with light, full handed smacks to the area "One great fuck" her ass that she sits on. Get to the gym and lift skinny boy. Read the rest here: Otherwise, we feel like we are fucking a ninja. Unless you actually are a ninja, and have sneaked into our rooms with vibrating nanuchaku and zippered black pajamas, please, please make some noise. Whisper our name assuming you know it gruffly. God, you look so fucking hot.

Is she still moaning in response? Your pussy is SO tight. Tread carefully, but please, tread. The length of her labia minora, the color of her interior, her waxing job or full bush — you are not John Madden. No time for color commentary. Oh, One great fuck hate them.

They hurt us more than they hurt you. Watching semen shoot out of you is one of the most gratifying things EVER. I One great fuck mean to say that most women I know have told me that they like sex rougher than most men give it to them.

Rough does NOT equal chains and bondage. And this applies to the bedroom only, and does not mean that she wants you to choose her dinner for her, or treat her like less of a person.

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