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The ladies of Miami-Dade do a lot of complaining about their dating prospects.

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But guys, you have it rough too. You have given your best effort at speed dating. You have hit up every wine bar in a mile radius. And hey, it might not be, bro.

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Stereotypes don't discriminate based on gender, and for every " Mr. Mama's Boy " or " Mr. Brickell ," there's an equal and opposite type of woman in the What we are really trying to say is this: Here are ten girls you have sexted, had sex with, or filed a restraining order against.

She could market ice to Eskimos. She is career-driven, persistent, and probably sends you texts saying, "I just wanted to follow up," when you don't immediately write her back.

Her social calendar is as extensive as her Louboutin collection, and this keeps you going out all the time. But speaking of time -- she has none of it. Her boss expects her in the office from 9 a. So why is she the boo to your "Hot miami chicks" call? Because she is available only late at night, and when she can actually hang she is interested in only two things: Who loves both of those things?

Maybe you think it's hot when she calls you daddy. But with this girl, you aren't the only one who gets that title. This gal still lives with her folks even Hot miami chicks she's in Hot miami chicks 20s Hot miami chicks a real job and plenty of money to move out on her own. So why does she stay with the 'rents?

She has not one but two people coddling her and paying her bills. Getting involved with a daddy's girl is fun for a while. She has plenty of money to spend and is always, and we mean always, willing to go to you.

Then you realize she has essentially become your second roommate. Hang out or bang it out at her parents? It's your place or nowhere, buddy. You will never see her on a Monday, Wednesday, or Friday. She's constantly complaining about her mean professor.

Your lovemaking yep, that's what she calls it revolves around her class schedule. You can't make dinner plans with her on Thursdays -- that's when she has her Greek Life meetings.

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