This week Twitter was responsible for bringing us two major scandals: Experts have yet to determine which one is more relevant to Americans.
Sharpay was the betch of East High. Naturally we decided to respond to this shocking revelation. So turn on the HSM soundtrack and buckle up. The whole premise of the film that launched our love affairs with Zac Efron was that Troy and Gabriella like to sing and want to perform in the spring musical.
What an incredible fantasy film. Through all of this Sharpay aka Ashley Tisdale tries to preserve the clique system, because in her immortal words: This is not what I planned.
And I just have to say, I do not understand. Although she does get credit for doing that sober.
She could have been trying to encourage the new girl to slowly get involved in the theatre world. Darbus to change the date of the callbacks. And because approximately zero people give a shit about Sharpay while Troy and Gabriella formed the perfect clique coalition of athletes and smart kids, they win.
She was Rachel Barry in Glee season 1, but because she was blonde, wore pink, and drove a nice car we were all convinced she was a betch. Wake the fuck up America: A theatre freak with zebra highlights, no social capital, and no Plan B is not betchy. Ashley Tisdale agrees that Sharpay was a victim, mostly because her parents named her Sharpay.