I visit the site a couple times a week for science and after I shake off the feelings of nausea and shame, I do feel a bit more well-versed in the underbelly of the English language. Alabama Dirty slang sexual acts Pocket The art of separating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside, and possibly having sex with it afterward. The man then ejaculates into the back of her throat while she is choking, forcing the semen through her nostrils. Phoenix Riot Shield When a man is forced to splash his own man juice onto a napkin and hold it out in front of him to defend himself from an attacker.
Arkansas Knuckleball When engaging in intercourse with a woman from behind in the vagina, a quick, sudden and forceful penetration of the anus. San Francisco Steam Train An orgy of gay men who create a conga line and fuck each other from behind simultaneously. An anal chain gang, popularized in San Francisco.
Denver Dripping Donkey Doorknob When a man ejaculates onto a doorknob and waits on the other side until someone opens the door. Hartford Hot Sauce The guy gets ready for anal sex by appearing to apply lubricant to the condom. The challenge is to complete the act before the burning begins.
Tallahassee Night Train The act of ejaculating into a sock and then hitting someone in the face with said soiled sock. Georgia Scorcher When you bring a girl home from a bar, Dirty slang sexual acts she Dirty slang sexual acts out. You take her panties off, take a dump in them, and then put them back on her. She wakes up and thinks she shit her own pants. Honolulu Handshake The act of a nun swimming underneath someone at the beach and subsequently giving them a handjob, to the immense surprise and delight of the recipient.
Idaho Potato Sack A sexual act or punishment in which the male punches himself in the testicles until they swell up to two or three times their actual size and tea bags the recipient unforgivably.
The act is not complete until the victim blacks out or receives serious facial wounds. Iowa Atomic Corn Bomb This action requires one full day of preparation.
The day before hooking up with a filthy pig, every meal consists of eating nothing but Dirty slang sexual acts on the cob. The morning of the hookup, you will need to ingest ONE full bottle of Ex-lax. You then slide your ass up over her chest, onto her face, finally cleansing your ass in her hair. Thus leaving devastation everywhere. Known as a Topeka Destroyer because it destroys the chances of you ever getting head from that girl again. Kentucky Lawnmower When a guy is getting a girl doggy style, he reaches forward and knocks her arms out from under her.
Then he pushes her across the room while he is still fucking her. Louisiana Bull-ride The act of having sex with an obese woman, and mid-way through fornication, she goes into a diabetic shock, thus creating the effect of a bull-ride. This may be a desired event. Baltimore Blowfish A classy move where a girl is giving you a rim job and you rip a huge fart into her mouth.
Massachusetts Slurpee When during intercourse, right before the girl climaxes, you whip out a straw and put it into her vagina. Not the most quality of ejaculations, but well worth Dirty slang sexual acts.