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I'm Sexually themed jokes a boner. I can't let her see my boner. Get away from me, woman! Recently, you might have seen my round-up of poop and fart jokes from the s.

Well, you know what else humans have found hilarious for years and years? Putting penises in vaginas. If you think that the people of yesteryear were all prim-and-proper, chastity-belt-wearing jerks writing poetry about cherubs, think again! These jokes from the s prove that people loved sex just as much as you do.

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Assuming you love sex a lot. A dude talking with some ladies gets a boner, and tries to be like, "Oh, hey, I just have a flintlock rifle in my pocket. But I'm pretty sure one of them is a boner, and you can fire at me with it. A lady apologizes for having some sex, "Sexually themed jokes" says to her friend, "It's kind of hard to keep your vagina locked up when every man has a penis-key. A year-old lady started screwing her horny footboy, so now instead of riding on the back of her carriage, he rides inside her vagina.

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A couple gets frisky next to a gate in a field when a farmer walks up and says, "Yo, you dudes getting all gropey near my gate. What are you doing here? But also like having sex.

Trust me, your dad will love this one.

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When a dumb guy's wife goes into labor, he apologizes for the pain he's causing her. But she's like, "Don't worry about it; it's probably not your baby. A guy wants to buy a mat, but doesn't like any of the ones the mat-seller has.

So then Sexually themed jokes get the mat-seller's daughter, who is also named Mat for some terrible reason, and the guy buying says, "Yeah, I don't want a Mat that someone has lain upon. In the sex way.

Because your daughter has obvi slept with some dudes. A girl reaches under her skirt in public to scratch her vagina. When the Sexually themed jokes asks "WTF? A fancy woman moved into an apartment above a pants-maker's store, but was embarrassed to tell people she lived above the store with the rooster aka "cock" and pants on the sign.

When she told her landlord, he said he would change the sign. The lady then explained that she only wanted the pants removed from the sign, but that the rooster could stay, which she phrased as "let your cock stand. A woman who has a bunch of illicit affairs asks her brother when he's going to stop gambling.

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He replies that he'll stop gambling when she stops having sex, so she's like, "Yeaaaaaaaaah, about that A guy pees against a house, not realizing that a couple of women are watching from a nearby window until he hears them laughing.

He asks, "Why are you laughing, gals? Jun 29, 9: Tweet.

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