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Originating in a article by Mark Simpson, Wikipedia defines metrosexuals as: It wasn't until almost a decade later when a group of gay guys with an eye for straight men brought the word into the American lexicon.

Of course, Hollywood is a breeding ground for the metro community, so I give the list of the top 10 metrosexual celebrities in no particular order: Orlando Bloom He hit it big playing an elven archer and from then on showed the world just how conditioned curly brown locks could be. To this day there are fights about who is prettier in the " Pirates " movies, Bloom or Johnny Depp.

I'm actually thinking of writing my doctoral thesis on this debate. Zac Efron Quick - name a movie where Zac Efron doesn't play a pretty boy Metrosexual man quotes sings to the girl of his affection. Bet you couldn't think Metrosexual man quotes one. Oh, and have you seen that hair? A normal man can't do that with his hair.

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I've tried, for hours. Ryan Seacrest He has to bleach his teeth at least once a day. Though I suppose when your talent is hosting things, the "Metrosexual man quotes" you look, the easier it is to distract the audience from the real talent. Does he still frost his hair? David Beckham How does he even have time to be a soccer star when he spends most of his day trying to look prettier than Posh Spice?

He is pretty much the quintessential metro guy, and most women and a bunch of men aren't complaining about that. Brad Pitt Metrosexual man quotes he isn't adopting kids with his life partner, Pitt makes a living having impossibly rock-hard abs and a chiseled face for a man of his years He's 45!

Oh, and did you see him in Fight Club?

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Suddenly underground fighting became a spectator sport for a whole different set of reasons. Johnny Depp Whenever you see him on the red carpet, Depp seems to be a hybrid of the metrosexual and the homeless man.

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He's trying to hide his pretty boy nature with weird facial hair, but you know he spends at least two hours on it each morning.

Metrosexual man quotes for that Johnny, you'll always be a beacon of the metro lifestyle. Oh, and Jack Sparrow, enough said. Hugh Jackman The odd thing about Jackman is that he is known for playing Wolverine, a beer swilling man's man who would stab any man who looked at him sideways.

Sorry Hugh, you're not fooling anyone, we know you spend your grooming time singing, and singing really well for that matter. Maybe it's that sweet funny guy attitude, or the fact that his hair is permanently in that messy-spiky style. Or Metrosexual man quotes fact that even buffed up with facial hair Ryan Reynolds never looks like he worked a day in his life. He's basically strutting down a hallway like a model on the runway. Kutcher is all about the hair, which is probably Metrosexual man quotes he landed Demi Moore.

Say what you will about the masculinity of a metro guy, he landed the queen of all cougars! Jake Gyllenhaal He was manlier in Brokeback Mountain than he is in real life. Gyllenhaal has that brooding theater guy look who you know ignored the girls in high school to learn lines for the spring drama production. Now he's all grown up and became the man theater guys aspire to become - talented, deep, and good looking.

You don't think that persona comes naturally. It "Metrosexual man quotes" years of practice and hours of work each morning. Share this news By Starpulse. "Metrosexual man, the single young man with a high disposable income, living or working in the city (because that's where all the best shops.

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